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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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1. Dad: Why are you laughing, looking at my tan like that, Son?

Son: Because pun-in-tan- dad!

2. Where did the mushroom go shopping?

The spore

3. A Christmas tale

On Christmas morning a man was enjoying opening presents with his family but every time he opened one he check to be sure that everything was there. “Cool, 4 steak knives. 1, 2, 3 and 4!” “A dozen wrenches? 1, 2, 3, 4….10, 11 and 12! Awesome!” “Four wine glasses, neat. 1, 2, 3 and one more makes 4.” This continued for some time and his family was growing increasingly annoyed with him. Yet he continued on. “Fifty fishing lures, oh my. 1, 2, 3, 4…” Finally God yelled, “Adam! It was one rib and it was years ago. Let it go!”

4. If you are waiting for your food at a restaurant

then you are technically the waiter

5. Why did did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

6. What did the pirate say to his wife?

'I have to idear.'

7. I used to hate facial hair …..

But then it grew on me

8. My buddy was arrested for stealing cables at a construction site…

A *copper* arrested him!

9. My daughter was with me when I was grocery shopping. We stopped to buy some sliced cheese.

Her: What's the difference between Swiss and Baby Swiss? Me: If you listen real closely, you can hear the Baby Swiss still crying for its mother. Her: 😭

10. What type of cake does Mr. Clean have for his birthday?

A urinal cake.

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